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If you are not guaranteed what a copyright-inducing mushroom looks like, then you probably shouldn’t traipse from the woods randomly selecting mushrooms. Of course — magic mushrooms are actually decriminalized in Seattle, Washington, but keep on being strictly unlawful throughout the rest of the state. Magic mushrooms are illegal in Washington